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Joe Biden Lands in Poland to Send 'Message' to Vladimir Putin
Tue Mar 18, 2014
Sending, bite me biden... My mornings comic relief, what a tool that clown is.
Wicked Weather Slammed the Economy, Fed Says
Wed Mar 5, 2014
LMFAO, are these morons for real, who (or what) are you jackasses going to blame next, my cat ?
Kerry to Ukraine as World Calls for Calm in Crimea
Sun Mar 2, 2014
Ketchup boy to the rescue, LMFAO (useless piece of $hit)
CNN Cancels 'Piers Morgan Live' After Three Years
Sun Feb 23, 2014
Bye, bye A$$HOLE :)
Obama signed up for health insurance in DC
Mon Dec 23, 2013
Laughable, this is a joke, right...
Report: ATF lost $127 million worth of cigarettes
Wed Sep 25, 2013
Look in ovomits closet.
US posts surprisingly big budget surplus
Thu Jul 11, 2013
Reid says he's prepared to go 'nuclear' on nominations
Thu Jul 11, 2013
reid, just go away, please...you useless piece of $HIT.
Obama announces African electricity initiative, reflects on Mandela
Sun Jun 30, 2013
Is ovomit for real, where is this $$$ going to come from. Clint Eastwood had the empty chair absolutely correct.
Obama: No time for 'flat-earth society' on climate change
Tue Jun 25, 2013
This ovomit A$$HOLE is exactly that, what a fu$%ing moron.
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